raccoon daddy

:^)

earhartsease:

12u3ie:

me, whenever my friend experiences the most minor inconvenience or slight: kill? I kill them? I kill for you? kill? yes? murder? kill? bite? kill?

ehentalix:

doctor-roman:

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

I’d leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar’s Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

(via hamletisintown)

alicent-targaryen:

JAMES FLINT ▸ Black Sails, 1.3

(via tobys-walrus-crew)

wtfduolingo:

[Photo ID]: a Duolingo story in German, wherein Eddy asks “Moment. Du denkst, dass ich als Löwenbändiger arbeite?” (in English: “Wait a minute, you think that I work as a lion trainer?”), to which Junior responds “Ja. Ich habe im Schrank deinen Lederanzug und deine Peitsche gefunden” (English: “Yes. I found your leather suit and your whip in the closet.”) 

(via official-german-gaming)

cxndaquil:

hope-ysl:

cryptid-stimming:

x

Ah but to be a waterdrop with googly eyes

What ghibli film is this

ginger-ale-official:

putting these outside businesses I do not own

doctorbluesmanreturns:

drvaughan:

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I’ve got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

cyberbun:

aaronsrpgs:

If you need a brand for your cyberpunk worldbuilding, might I suggest OpenCola.

fucked up in the crib drinking FOSScola

orcboxer:

enig-og-tro:

target audience

kyssimmee:

smeallie:

the tv show “breaking bad”

lesbianralzarek:

beaft:

thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he’s like “hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i’m a lawyer btw” and you’re like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar

you then go “yanno, maybe thats a more recent gig. lets keep looking” and check out his character background and its ALSO Professional Liar

but he also also was a magistrate once. that wasnt a lie. hes lying about being alive

beepost-generator:

mango-werm:

YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

supreme-leader-stoat:

natashafromfallout:

reblog if you can see the HUD

footlongdingledong:

ashey-did-owt-wrong:

footlongdingledong:

knuckle tattoos that say AI GENERATED

Where does the eleventh letter go?

(via hamletisintown)

lupinelolita:

1-800kanye:

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr