raccoon daddy

:^)

thebibliosphere:

jamesmasinoart:

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

faeblesmith:

holyfunnyhistoryherring:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn’t a real rooster. He said he’s a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he’s small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

woolandflax:

hickeywiththegoodhair:

depsidase:

randobambo:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that’s unfair it’s actually infuriating because now you’ve been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it’s the exact opposite of catharsis

Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve”
Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies”
Me:

leviathan-supersystem:

infectedwithnyanites:

leviathan-the-boy:

criptochecca:

criptochecca:

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

Actually we should totally do this but not for like ideological veganism reasons just cuz itd be funny as like an animal social experiment.

doing this with real meat so there’s not even a hypothetical animal rights angle, just completely unwarranted and unmitigated freak behavior

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

I’m so Pangur pilled….. my first thought was “what’s my special little girl doing down there?”

there she is!

northerlyfilms:

This took forever and now my fingers hurt

(via o-lanterns)

spadesnoir:

jenroses:

menacebot:

bapouro:

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky

this radiates too much heat 

I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.

Who wants to play a quick match of smooch dogs

pukicho:

pukicho:

This is the most fucked up tag you can put on a joke post. No exclamation point, all lowercase, nothing. You’ll never know if this is sarcastic or genuine. I don’t know if they hate me or they liked the post, I just don’t know.

(via pukicho)

pukicho:

pukicho:

This is the most fucked up tag you can put on a joke post. No exclamation point, all lowercase, nothing. You’ll never know if this is sarcastic or genuine. I don’t know if they hate me or they liked the post, I just don’t know.

(via pukicho)

guidancerune:

imagine you’re frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing “falalalala~”, occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you’re pissing him off. that’s what it’s like to be on the internet.

smalltestaccount:

L+ratio+don’t care+being silly+frolicking+having fun outside

e-102:

i cannot stop thinking about the scene where peter b turns around like he just realized miguel is genuinely insane it is so funny

like ohhhhh. okay. yeah he’s gonna maim that 15 year old.

synthient:

synthient:

synthient:

synthient:

I think the Evil Media Bias Against Platonic Relationships is one of those things tumblr loves to get worked up about despite, like. simply not being real.

“men in media are never allowed to have their closest, most meaningful relationship be a platonic friendship with another man!” I’m sorry but I am not convinced that you’ve ever consumed media

“okay maybe buddy comedies exist or whatever, but this is a problem in fandom spaces–” It’s not a “problem” that gay people on the internet like to draw gay kissing. Hope this helps <3

me, shaking the people in the notes by the shoulders: Fandom is an extremely niche subculture. Gay shipping is a niche of that niche. 99% of the population does not engage with it. You do not have to walk into the Gay Romance And Erotica Club and complain about the gay romance and erotica

the people in the notes: I’m being forced at gunpoint actually

raptorofwar:

bonivers:

bonivers:

just remembered shows used to have 20-25 eps per season